PI$$ED OFF

[markjohnson]

I'll tell you what, a friend of mine was building a shed in a client's backyard and had to urinate. Since no one was home he stepped into some bushes where he thought it would be safe and relatively discreet. Nope, woman on the street behind noticed him from her kitchen window and his "parts" and yelled something ignorant. He yells back, she calls police and he's arrested and charged with indecent exposure and now is now a registered sex offender on "the list". What a way to ruin your life.