Blonde Joke

[toner]

Bummer, the site that was hosting my pics must have a problem, ok back to the <font color="red">X </font> being my avatar.

[MrsBillyBobcat]

I see your Camaro

[Born30YrsLate]

OK...I'll throw one out there even though my girlfriend is a Wisconsin blonde ....here we go:
Blonde in Wisconsin
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Wisconsin, and I'm driving the damn SALT TRUCK!"

[Belair62]

[SamLBInj]

What do blonds and crashed planes have in common?
Black box tells the truth!

How do you know a blond was working on your computer?
There is White-out all over the screen!

What do you call a Blond with an IQ of 70?
A genious..
What do you call a Blond with IQ of 90?
Liar...

Sam

[SamLBInj]

Hear about the new Blonde designed Parachute?
Opens on Impact!

Sam

[427TJ]

"The black box tells the truth."



Man, I almost puked I laughed so hard!!!

[MrsBillyBobcat]

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?



"Artificial Intelligence"

[SamLBInj]

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Sam