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This is a "blonde joke" that someone sent to me in an e-mail...

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a "seven-hundred-ten".

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/dunno.gif

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know what it was, but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote "710".

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!" (open attachment above)

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Thanks...... That's a nice way to start my day! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif
Peter

For the intelligent women.

Woman reading....

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day maam", and he left.............

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

toner
P.S. Thanks Seattle Sam for taking the time to resize and send me my new avatar. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/worship.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

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MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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Now that is a GOOD one!!! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...iggthumpup.gif

Rita https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif

What avatar? all I can see is a square where it should be. You may need to post it to your own web site. when i tried to view it I was directed to a dragracing website.

Bummer, the site that was hosting my pics must have a problem, ok back to the <font color="red">X </font> being my avatar. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/blush.gif

OK...I'll throw one out there even though my girlfriend is a Wisconsin blonde https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/blush.gif....here we go:
Blonde in Wisconsin
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Wisconsin, and I'm driving the damn SALT TRUCK!"