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04-09-2010, 10:05 PM
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Re: Corny Joke...
This is cute Ratpack joke from Deano....
So, this grasshopper goes into a local bar and hops up on a stool...the bartender (a little shocked) says " what can I do for you..??" the grasshopper replies " I'd like a scotch and soda". The bartender replies.."hey, you know we have a drink named after you"... The grasshopper says.." you got a drink named Irving..?" ba-dum-da ...just trying to have a little fun folks 
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04-10-2010, 01:51 AM
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Re: Corny Joke...
Patron: Does your Dog bite?
Old Clerk: No. Patron: Cute lil doggy. Her boy...OUCH!..he bit me!..I thought you said your dog does not bite!! Old Clerk: Tha is not my Dog.. I love this PPanther/Peter Sellers scene.
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04-10-2010, 07:08 PM
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Re: Corny Joke...
Did you hear that Tiger Woods just changed his name to....
Cheetah Woods! 
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