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Tommy 03-10-2010 12:04 PM

Corny Joke...
 
I had a dream about Mufflers the other night.... I woke up exhausted.

The guys over at Steves Nova have told me several times not to tell any more jokes.... I don't know why https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...s/confused.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/dunno.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif


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wheelhop 03-10-2010 02:09 PM

Re: Corny Joke...
 
The fumes are definitely getting to you!

WILMASBOYL78 03-10-2010 04:57 PM

Re: Corny Joke...
 
Your exhaust jokes don't "resonate" well with me https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

Mr70 03-10-2010 04:59 PM

Re: Corny Joke...
 
What nationality do you turn into when you take a leak?
https://www.yenko.net/attachments/117968-peeing.gif...European.


RPOLS3 03-10-2010 06:01 PM

Re: Corny Joke...
 
And if you're in a hurry.............you're Russian.

old5.0 03-11-2010 02:41 AM

Re: Corny Joke...
 
A piece of bacon and an egg walk into a bar and order a drink and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Tommy 04-09-2010 05:23 PM

Re: Corny Joke...
 
A man accidently cut his cats tail off with his mower. The took the cat and the tail to Walmart....


He heard Walmart was the worlds largest "retailer".......



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1969z280 04-09-2010 06:38 PM

Re: Corny Joke...
 
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "give me a beer... and a mop".

WILMASBOYL78 04-09-2010 09:05 PM

Re: Corny Joke...
 
This is cute Ratpack joke from Deano....

So, this grasshopper goes into a local bar and hops up on a stool...the bartender (a little shocked) says " what can I do for you..??"

the grasshopper replies " I'd like a scotch and soda".

The bartender replies.."hey, you know we have a drink named after you"...

The grasshopper says.." you got a drink named Irving..?"

ba-dum-da

...just trying to have a little fun folks https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

Kim_Howie 04-09-2010 10:19 PM

Re: Corny Joke...
 
What his last name GREEN https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif


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