Are you Finnish ??

[Chevy Phil]

>
>A virile, young Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing in his favorite
>bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde.
>Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment
>and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled
>her
>senseless.
>
>After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So ... you finish?"
>She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
>
>Surprised, the young man reached for her and the rattling resumed. This
>time
>she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. The rooting
>ends,
>and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?"
>And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
>him,
>and softly says, "No."
>
>Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man
>reaches for the woman yet again using the last of his strength, he barely
>manages
>it, but they end together, screaming, bucking, clawing, and ripping the bed
>sheets. The exhausted man falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn
>his
>head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?"
>
>
>Barely able to speak, she whispers "no, I Norwegian

[Verne_Frantz]

Actually, I'm German.

[Belair62]

Verne...wake up...its time to go to work !!!

[427TJ]

Isn't it good, Norwegian wood.

[Xplantdad]

[ QUOTE ]
Actually, I'm German.

[/ QUOTE ]

Verne Frantz...German?

[mssl72]

That's a nice Finnish on that wood.