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Did you know that when a blonde woman is blow-drying her hair, if she passes the blow-dryer over her ear it makes a "HOOOOOOO" sound?
Get it? If you put your ear up to a blonde's ear you can hear the ocean. Funny huh? |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What do blonds and crashed planes have in common? Black box tells the truth! How do you know a blond was working on your computer? There is White-out all over the screen! What do you call a Blond with an IQ of 70? A genious.. What do you call a Blond with IQ of 90? Liar... Sam
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Hear about the new Blonde designed Parachute?
Opens on Impact! Sam
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"The black box tells the truth."
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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Sam
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
Are you sure its mine ![]() Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1 and deer nuts are always under a buck How do you get a sweet little 80-year old lady to say the "F" word? Get another sweet little 8o-year old lady to yell bingo ![]()
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I think we need to start a joke forum.
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I was thinking the same thing, LOL!
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? Are you sure its mine ![]() Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1 and deer nuts are always under a buck How do you get a sweet little 80-year old lady to say the "F" word? Get another sweet little 8o-year old lady to yell bingo ![]() [/ QUOTE ] Thats funny, ![]() ![]() Sam
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