The parrot

[Eddie M.]

man and woman get married, in the honeymoon suite that nite the husband takes his pants off and hands them to his wife and tells her to try them on well she gets them on and turns to the husband and says these pants are way to big for me the husband smiles yeah he says and don't you forget it I wear the pants in this family so the wife takes her pants off and hands them to the husband and says here try these on well after about 5 mins the husband turns to the wife and says I can't get into them the wife smiles yeah and don't you ever forget it