Young lawyer / Old lawyer (warning - sexist)

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**Lynn** · #1 01-14-2006, 07:46 AM

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"It's a start".

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actually that is the partial answer to the question:

What do you call six lawyers up to their neck in quicksand?

A: A good start.

Alternate answer: Who cares?

One more, and then I will leave it alone.

Small boy: Dad, why are there two guys buried in this grave?

Dad: What do you mean son?

Young boy: It says "Here lies a lawyer and a good man."

**rpoz28** · #2 01-15-2006, 06:59 AM

A guy walks into a bar. After a few drinks, he yell out " all lawyers are a**holes".
A guy at the end of the bar answers back " I resent that!"
The first guy says "why are you a lawyer?"
He replies "No, I'm an a**hole!"

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