69 Z28 with crossram - Page 4

camarojoe · #31 10-05-2005, 07:17 AM

Would that be cow induction?

GTO_DON · #32 10-05-2005, 07:40 AM

BOY WERE REALLY MILKING THIS AD...

**Charley Lillard** · #33 10-05-2005, 07:48 AM

Just send me the Milk money.

JChlupsa · #34 10-05-2005, 07:50 AM

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Joe your a teacher ??? Would that be udderly possible!!!

Bill Howell · #35 10-05-2005, 08:04 AM

I just hope the cow is ok.

Somehow this thread has ended up

Or is it CS?

camarojoe · #36 10-05-2005, 08:06 AM

What kind of cow was it? Can someone provide a DETAILED photo of which way the horns were attached?

Donutblue · #37 10-05-2005, 08:13 AM

would be nice to get one of our paint shop specialist to end this thread with a cow designed (painted) Z-28, methane powered,sitting in a field with it's mud pie ply tires. And possibly a couple close up shots of the COW tag to verify if it's bull or Elise authentic.

**Jonesy** · #38 10-05-2005, 08:18 AM

I think the were mounted forward Joe, or maybe you wont belive me until I show you a scan from the factory assembly manual

**Xplantdad** · #39 10-05-2005, 08:47 AM

I think we better MOO-ve on don't you? But not before a few brief jokes about cows...

What do you call a cow that had an abortion?

Decalfinated

What do you call a cow with no front legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs at all?

Ground beef

**Xplantdad** · #40 10-05-2005, 08:49 AM

and this one is always good...

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the band, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowikimon and market them worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are... You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows... both are mad.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows... and the one on the left is kinda cute...

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