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[Charley Lillard]

[Charley Lillard]

JOKE # 1 After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one..

The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.

The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?'

The Molson Canadian president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'

CANADIAN JOKE #2

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under her arm.. Her friend Joan stops her and asks, 'Hey Sharon! Whacha got the case of beer for?'

'I got it for my husband, eh.' answers Sharon..

'Oh!' exclaims Joan, 'Good trade.'



CANADIAN JOKE #3

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.



CANADIAN JOKE #4

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, 'SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE BUGGER!!!'


CANADIAN JOKE #5

A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.
'Black pepper, or white pepper?' asked the concierge.
'Toilette pepper!' yelled the Quebecer.


CANADIAN JOKE #6

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

'Well,' said the American, 'I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here'

'That's amazing!' said the one of the doctors, 'But what happened to the other two?'

'Last I saw them,' replied the American, 'the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.'


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[67since67]

Those are good ones Charlie! My good friend Rick Mitchell from Cambridge ONT. always reminds me, when I offer him a Bud Light, "That's Not Real Beer"

[m22mike]

Originally Posted by 67since67

Those are good ones Charlie! My good friend Rick Mitchell from Cambridge ONT. always reminds me, when I offer him a Bud Light, "That's Not Real Beer"

And he's right..all light beer is gurl beer

[Lynn]

Originally Posted by m22mike

And he's right..all light beer is gurl beer

X2.

[L16pilot]

"I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses.


A young lady walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today? "


I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator."


She didn't quite know how to respond."

Reminds me of a true story that happened several years ago. As one of several regional sales managers for a large corporation, we would all gather annually with upper management for a territory review. One of my former co-workers, (Canadian), was reviewing his region with management when the account North River Boats came up. The manager asked "what do they produce?" and without hesitation, the regional manager replied "bicycles". After a brief silence, the room burst into laughter. I miss that guy.....