joke

[Lee Stewart]

An old man and woman are sitting around their apartment and the man decides to breach a sensitive subject. All their married life he has had to pay for sex with his wife and it has finally gotten the best of him.

He says, "Why have I had to pay for sex all these years?"

To which she responds, "See that apartment complex across the street? We own it!"

The guy is astonished!?

She continues, "See those two little strip malls over there? We own those too!"

The guy can't believe it.

She says, "See that string of fast food restaurants? We own those too!"

The guy is noticeably shaken and his wife says, "What's wrong? I thought you'd be happy?"

The old man says, "Well, I am, I just wish all these years that I'd given you all of my business!"