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[mssl72]

Disgusting TAZ! How could you??? I'm udderly appalled!!

[Mr70]

Still holds up as one of the funniest scenes ever.


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[markinnaples]

Met Ted Vernon in Miami a few weeks ago and he told me a joke:

A mushroom walked into a bar, and the bartender told him, &quot;We don't serve your kind in here.&quot;

And the mushroom replied, &quot;Why not? I'm a fungi!&quot;

[marxjunk]

ah..i get it..fungi---fun guy...goot one

[markinnaples]

[img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/biggthumpup.gif[/img]

[marxjunk]

im a little dense...maybe slow..and i really had to think on that one..still...funny...goot one

[PeteLeathersac]

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Buddy just sent me this one below...
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~ Pete

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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
&quot;Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?&quot;
&quot;No,&quot; said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her
blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft,
silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him, &quot;Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?&quot;
&quot;Uh... no, I haven't,&quot; he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer, panties...and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
&quot;Now,&quot; she said, &quot;have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?&quot;
&quot;No way!&quot; he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied:
&quot;Go look in the garage.&quot;

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[markinnaples]

That's a good one, never saw it coming. [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/biggthumpup.gif[/img]

[earntaz]

OMG!!!

[marxjunk]

lol....