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#112
05-08-2016, 04:30 PM
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HeHeHe -- good one!
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#114
05-25-2016, 10:24 PM
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Politics at work ...
So I told my son "I want you to marry a girl of my choice!" He said "NO!" I told him its Bill Gates daughter!!!! He said "OKAY!" Got in contact with Bill Gates & told him "I want your daughter to marry my son!" He said "NO!" Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank! He said "OKAY!" Went to the President of the World Bank & told him to make my son CEO of the Bank! He said "NO!" Told him my son was Bill Gates Son in Law! He said "OKAY!" *That's Exactly how Politics works....*
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#115
05-26-2016, 12:13 AM
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LOL...Smart guy
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#116
06-26-2016, 07:23 PM
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06-26-2016, 08:08 PM
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Coffee & Testicles
A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." =
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#118
06-26-2016, 08:23 PM
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As a prior USAF and retired DoD employee -- I have seen this many times ... LOL TAZ [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/flag.gif[/img]
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#120
07-07-2016, 08:38 PM
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Adults Only Please
This may be too hot for some of you, but what the heck . . . Click here: http://d21c.com/terri1/caroline.swf Hey! I doubt that she's 17 years old like she claims.
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