Girl takes Smith & Wesson to the ATM

[WILMASBOYL78]

Many years ago [after the Ma Bell breakup] I got a phone call from a guy selling 'home security systems' for AT&T. He started his sales pitch about me being a loyal AT&T customer and I would get a special price...yada...yada...yada. When he finally came up for air, I explained to him that we already had a security system and had no need for his.
As I was saying goodbye, he blurted out, "but sir, just for my file what type of system do you have?"...I answered, Smith and Wesson...
He told me he was not familiar with that system...I told him, no problem, just stop over tonite about 1am and I'll show you how it works [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/naughty.gif[/img]

wilma