joke

[earntaz]

Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires...'

[bbbentley]

A Sunday School class of 6 year old's is asked by their teacher, "what part of your body do you think enters Heaven first?" Susie thoughtfully answers the teacher saying, she believes your hands enter first as St. Peter is extending his hand to greet you. The teacher commends Susie for her great answer. Little Billy scrunches his face and nods in disagreement. The teacher says, "You look like you have a different answer, what do you think, Billy?" Billy says, "teacher, I believe your feet enter Heaven first!" "Well, Why do you think that is the case Billy?", the puzzled teacher asked. Billy says, "The other night I walk in on Mom and Dad and Mom's feet were straight up in the air and she was screaming, Oh Lord, I am coming, I am coming!"..."and it was all Dad could do to keep her pinned down!"