joke

[Charley Lillard]

My 60-year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 195 lbs. I've gained.


I'm getting kind of tired always slowly raising my hand when someone asks, "Who does something like that?”



Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!





If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need ... not all this, "How did you get in my house" business!