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			A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." 
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			 Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Kentucky? A: They couldn't find three wise men OR a virgin. (As told by a Kentucky-born friend to me years ago....)  | 
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