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05-06-2010, 08:35 PM
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Re: Actual 911 calls
Not 9-1-1 related but here's another funny I read this morning..
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he hears his wife: "What would you like for dinner love...chicken, beef or lamb?" He says "thank you sweetheart, I'd prefer the chicken please." "Fxxx off, you're having soup...I was talking to the cat!" [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/beers.gif[/img] ~ Pete
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05-06-2010, 08:51 PM
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Re: Actual 911 calls
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: PeteLeathersac</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Not 9-1-1 related but here's another funny I read this morning..
A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he hears his wife: "What would you like for dinner love...chicken, beef or lamb?" He says "thank you sweetheart, I'd prefer the chicken please." "Fxxx off, you're having soup...I was talking to the cat!" [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/beers.gif[/img] ~ Pete </div></div> Yep, good old soup. [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/haha.gif[/img]
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05-07-2010, 03:49 PM
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Re: Actual 911 calls
A man walks into his kitchen with a duck under his arm.
He says, " this is the fat pig I've been sleeping with". The wife who's at the stove says, " that's not a pig, that's a duck". The man says, " I wasn't talking to you".
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