Trouble in Paradise!

[Schonyenko2]

Perhaps they could negotiate a suplemental agreement that allows for replacement, or substituted virgins. I see no language that specifically says anything about women. Perhaps a side agreement with the amalgamated sheep and goat headers union local 2 could provide substitute ewes at a ratio of 2 ewes per 1 woman there by actually increasing the number of virgins rather than reducing them.
I've asked kwizz to run this proposal through his legal dept for clarification, but he declined stating that he was afraid they might just run off with the sheep.
Further updates when possible.

[m22mike]

So Shoney...would that be like a sheep hearders special..

[CC Rider]

Nice.

[RichSchmidt]

Isn't there a doctor that does that surgery where they sew the cherry back together?Call it a "Restored Virgin",not to be confused with when they cut the cherry from an ugly chick and sew it onto a pretty one which would make it a "Virgin Rebody" How about if they just dress a really hot trashy girl up in a tight little schoolgirl uniform,airbrush over all her tribal tattos and call it a "Virgin Tribute"

[COPO 70 RS/Z28]

LOL

[Kim_Howie]

Who said they were woman , could be guys!!!

[RichSchmidt]

Yeah,but good luck finding a guy who admits to being a virgin

[ANDY M]

I heard that they were Nuns.

[ORIGLS6]

You misunderstood. What they said was, "There were none."

[427TJ]

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Yeah,but good luck finding a guy who admits to being a virgin

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Prison joke: An inmate farts loudly and several other inmates say, "Oooh, a virgin!"

Sorry.

Seriously, I wonder how the 72 (or 54) virgins feel about having to succumb to the sexual desires of each "martyr" in the afterlife?