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12-16-2009, 12:49 AM
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Re: TIGER
Speaking of Tiger......here's one that's bound to put a smile on your face....
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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12-16-2009, 06:41 AM
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Re: TIGER
Finally some good news today! Tiger Woods has picked up a new sponsor! Viagra.
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12-16-2009, 07:07 AM
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Finally some good news today! Tiger Woods has picked up a new sponsor! Viagra. [/ QUOTE ] Thats all he needs now, another stroke with his putter !
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"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein
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12-16-2009, 06:32 PM
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Re: TIGER
Well it took the news dickheads 15 years to git something on this man!!! How sad!! Just maybe some of these woman where hired??
 who knows. Something to think about.
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12-16-2009, 06:57 PM
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Re: TIGER
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Well it took the news dickheads 15 years to git something on this man!!! How sad!! Just maybe some of these woman where hired?? who knows. Something to think about. [/ QUOTE ] I will have some of that stuff that Kim is smoking.  
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12-16-2009, 07:16 PM
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Well it took the news dickheads 15 years to git something on this man!!! [/ QUOTE ] Kim, I'm thinking your hat is on too tight... 
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