Ground Hog Day/News Flash..

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Dateline 10:49 PM, Tiborville, Wisconsin...

After a relatively quiet day of protests by animal rights groups, the "groundhogs" are once again making news. It seems that a groundhog group from Souderton, PA traveled out to lend support to their comrades in arms. A small skirmish insued in which one of the PA groundhogs were killed. A local man from Tiborville retreived the carcass and made a groundhog stew for dinner. Many of the locals joined in the feast...our field reporter, Clark Kent, asked the locals about the meal and the flavor of the meat. They said it tasted like "Tasty Kakes"

Film at 11...