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04-10-2010, 12:51 AM
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Re: Corny Joke...
Patron: Does your Dog bite?
Old Clerk: No. Patron: Cute lil doggy. Her boy...OUCH!..he bit me!..I thought you said your dog does not bite!! Old Clerk: Tha is not my Dog.. I love this PPanther/Peter Sellers scene. 
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#14
04-10-2010, 06:08 PM
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Re: Corny Joke...
Did you hear that Tiger Woods just changed his name to....
Cheetah Woods! 
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#15
04-12-2010, 06:35 PM
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Re: Corny Joke...
Jesse,
You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive. But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named " America 's Sweetheart"; you also remember she just one an Oscar (which translates to more money per picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy. You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated [censored] cheater on the planet! And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children? I only have one thing to say to a dispicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are: Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat off of of me. Lets do lunch sometime and compare notes. Tiger Woods
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#16
04-12-2010, 08:30 PM
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Re: Corny Joke...
A priest and a rabbi go camping over a weekend. After dinner they are relaxing in front of the campfire when the priest says, "All we need now are two little boys." The rabbi says, "What for?" The priest says, "To f*ck." The rabbi says, "Out of what?"
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#17
04-12-2010, 09:02 PM
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Re: Corny Joke...
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1969 9566AA COPO Chevelle M-22 1969 Malibu 489 ZL-1 T-56/4.56 1969 Beaumont 540 th400 3.70 1969 Chevelle 300 Deluxe 427 ZL-1 M 22W 1970 Olds 442 W 30 2 door post 1969 Ply. GTX 426 hemi auto. Blue. 1940 Dodge pick up Durango 4X4 1968 Camaro ragtop LSA ZL1
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#18
04-14-2010, 12:07 AM
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Re: Corny Joke...
Bill, that is truly tasteless.
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