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01-14-2004, 05:30 PM
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Re: Blonde Joke
Did you know that when a blonde woman is blow-drying her hair, if she passes the blow-dryer over her ear it makes a "HOOOOOOO" sound?
Get it? If you put your ear up to a blonde's ear you can hear the ocean. Funny huh? 
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01-14-2004, 05:36 PM
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Re: Blonde Joke
 What do blonds and crashed planes have in common? Black box tells the truth! How do you know a blond was working on your computer? There is White-out all over the screen! What do you call a Blond with an IQ of 70? A genious.. What do you call a Blond with IQ of 90? Liar... Sam
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01-14-2004, 05:44 PM
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Re: Blonde Joke
Hear about the new Blonde designed Parachute?
Opens on Impact! Sam
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01-14-2004, 05:55 PM
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Re: Blonde Joke
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?
"Artificial Intelligence"
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<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="color: purple"> "Live Big, Live Bold, and live GENEROUSLY. Like Peter did." ~Tom Breske RIP COPO PETE! </span> </span>
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01-14-2004, 06:55 PM
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Re: Blonde Joke
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Sam
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01-14-2004, 07:34 PM
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Re: Blonde Joke
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
Are you sure its mine  Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1 and deer nuts are always under a buck How do you get a sweet little 80-year old lady to say the "F" word? Get another sweet little 8o-year old lady to yell bingo 
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01-14-2004, 08:07 PM
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Re: Blonde Joke
I was thinking the same thing, LOL!
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<span style="font-style: italic"><span style="color: purple"> "Live Big, Live Bold, and live GENEROUSLY. Like Peter did." ~Tom Breske RIP COPO PETE! </span> </span>
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01-15-2004, 03:38 AM
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Re: Blonde Joke
[ QUOTE ]
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? Are you sure its mine Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1 and deer nuts are always under a buck How do you get a sweet little 80-year old lady to say the "F" word? Get another sweet little 8o-year old lady to yell bingo [/ QUOTE ] Thats funny, dont they call the name of that game "Oh Schidt?"Sam
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