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Old 12-02-2009, 02:37 AM
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I just read a private news report that said Tiger wasn't actually driving the vehicle...Cumby was !! Tiger was really in the back seat with Howie and Tibor

Just wanted to be sure you guys knew the true story
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Too bad he wasn't driving a Lexus. He could have just blamed it on the floor mats
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Old 12-02-2009, 03:18 AM
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how about,

Tiger's gonna need a wedge to get out of that mess.

or

that looks like a bad lie.
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Old 12-02-2009, 04:26 AM
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LOL...you guys are funny!
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Old 12-02-2009, 02:12 PM
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.



What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a Ball 400 yards.


Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.



What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing




Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.




Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."





Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family—his new name: Cheetah




Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
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Old 12-02-2009, 04:40 PM
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Since Elin is from Sweden, she´s probably a hardcore girl !


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I'll bet that she saw the text messages and got really pissed.
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Since Elin is from Sweden, she´s probably a hardcore girl !



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So would she be considered Swedish Nuerotica?
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And your handle is WHAT?? Oh Yeah WILMAS BOY Humm.
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:11 PM
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Wasn't the first time I was Howie's 'designated driver'.

Actually we were trying to find his hotel. He kept saying, "I think it's here; TURN LEFT NOW!!!!"
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