Old Golf joke updated
 

Florida Highway patrol arrive to see a crashed Escalade, a famous golfer lying beside it and a Five Iron on the ground.
They proceed to gather info and ask the other person on the scene:
Q:Mrs Woods,is that your husband lying there?
A:Yes thats him.

Q:Did you rescue him from the vehicle?
A: Yes i did.

Q: how did you get him out of the vehicle?
A: I broke the back window.

Q: Did you use that golf club?
A; Yes I did

Q; how many times did you hit the window?
A: I am not sure, maybe 4,could have been six times..... put me down for a five.

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funny.

On a serious note regarding this situation for Tiger, there is certainly something fishy there. I am gonna guess that the Mrs. Woods was not on a rescue mission but rather a I am gonna hit you and or that car mission, at 2:30 in the morning. The truth will come out IMO.

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LOL...

Did he have too many "irons" in the fire?

Did a "birdie" tell her that he was cheating?

I bet she really wanted to "tee off" on him!

Maybe it was just "par" for the course for him?

Or was it just a "stroke" job?

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Wow, Bruce your good! Funny!

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his girlfriend said "you're not out of the Woods yet..."

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Puns are fun! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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Puns are fun! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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Let me try,

"Tiger looks to be in the rough" https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/smile.gif

Re: Old Golf joke updated
 

Tiger is not the straightest driver on the tour..... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/3gears.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/3gears.gif

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First time Tiger failed to drive at least 300yds.

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I just read a private news report that said Tiger wasn't actually driving the vehicle...Cumby was !! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/3gears.gif Tiger was really in the back seat with Howie and Tibor https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

Just wanted to be sure you guys knew the true story https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif