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**Canuck** · #1 12-01-2009, 10:20 PM

Florida Highway patrol arrive to see a crashed Escalade, a famous golfer lying beside it and a Five Iron on the ground.
They proceed to gather info and ask the other person on the scene:
Q:Mrs Woods,is that your husband lying there?
A:Yes thats him.

Q

id you rescue him from the vehicle?
A: Yes i did.

Q: how did you get him out of the vehicle?
A: I broke the back window.

Q: Did you use that golf club?
A; Yes I did

Q; how many times did you hit the window?
A: I am not sure, maybe 4,could have been six times..... put me down for a five.

**gb70** · #2 12-02-2009, 01:39 AM

funny.

On a serious note regarding this situation for Tiger, there is certainly something fishy there. I am gonna guess that the Mrs. Woods was not on a rescue mission but rather a I am gonna hit you and or that car mission, at 2:30 in the morning. The truth will come out IMO.

**Xplantdad** · #3 12-02-2009, 01:44 AM

LOL...

Did he have too many "irons" in the fire?

Did a "birdie" tell her that he was cheating?

I bet she really wanted to "tee off" on him!

Maybe it was just "par" for the course for him?

Or was it just a "stroke" job?