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I had a dream about Mufflers the other night.... I woke up exhausted.

The guys over at Steves Nova have told me several times not to tell any more jokes.... I don't know why


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Old 03-10-2010, 02:09 PM
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The fumes are definitely getting to you!
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Your exhaust jokes don't "resonate" well with me
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Old 03-10-2010, 04:59 PM
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What nationality do you turn into when you take a leak?
...European.

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And if you're in a hurry.............you're Russian.
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A piece of bacon and an egg walk into a bar and order a drink and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast".
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Old 04-09-2010, 05:23 PM
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A man accidently cut his cats tail off with his mower. The took the cat and the tail to Walmart....


He heard Walmart was the worlds largest "retailer".......






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A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "give me a beer... and a mop".
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This is cute Ratpack joke from Deano....

So, this grasshopper goes into a local bar and hops up on a stool...the bartender (a little shocked) says " what can I do for you..??"

the grasshopper replies " I'd like a scotch and soda".

The bartender replies.."hey, you know we have a drink named after you"...

The grasshopper says.." you got a drink named Irving..?"

ba-dum-da

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What his last name GREEN
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