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Old 12-04-2009, 05:49 PM
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Do you when your girlfriend is too fat!!!





























When she fits in your wifes clothes
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Old 12-04-2009, 08:59 PM
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Not a 70's car commercial:

Mercedes commercial
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:51 PM
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It's Friday so here's another one:

A college professor had been out with colleagues having some drinks at the local watering hole. As he left his friends he knew that he was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked. "My wife." said the man.
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Old 12-05-2009, 12:08 AM
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Been there!!
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Old 12-05-2009, 02:21 AM
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[b] You talkin' about me??





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Old 12-05-2009, 03:17 AM
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We maybe gittin carried away here.
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Old 12-05-2009, 05:17 AM
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There is NO WAY the hood of that car could hold that ...that...weight?
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Old 12-05-2009, 05:27 PM
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Let alone the front end!!!
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Old 12-05-2009, 06:23 PM
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Do you know when your girlfriend is too fat!!!





























When she fits in your wifes clothes

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For some odd reason...my wife didn't seem to think that joke was funny.
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