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Kim_Howie 12-04-2009 05:49 PM

Joke
 
Do you when your girlfriend is too fat!!!





























When she fits in your wifes clothes https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

Ngtflyr 12-04-2009 08:59 PM

Re: Joke
 
Not a 70's car commercial:

Mercedes commercial

Ngtflyr 12-04-2009 11:51 PM

Re: Joke
 
It's Friday so here's another one:

A college professor had been out with colleagues having some drinks at the local watering hole. As he left his friends he knew that he was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked. "My wife." said the man.

Kim_Howie 12-05-2009 12:08 AM

Re: Joke
 
Been there!! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

Dog427435 12-05-2009 02:21 AM

Re: Joke
 
[b] You talkin' about me??




http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...cfooderof2.jpg

Kim_Howie 12-05-2009 03:17 AM

Re: Joke
 
We maybe gittin carried away here. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

x Baldwin Motion 12-05-2009 05:17 AM

Re: Joke
 
There is NO WAY the hood of that car could hold that ...that...weight?

Kim_Howie 12-05-2009 05:27 PM

Re: Joke
 
Let alone the front end!!! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

69 Post Sedan 12-05-2009 06:23 PM

Re: Joke
 
[ QUOTE ]
Do you know when your girlfriend is too fat!!!





























When she fits in your wifes clothes https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/beers.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

For some odd reason...my wife didn't seem to think that joke was funny. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/dunno.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/dunno.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif


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