Has anyone tried this new investment strategy?

**Rixls6** · #1 02-01-2007, 02:52 PM

The car market has questions, so ...................

Subject: Investments

I'm no financial wizard, but this is elementary!

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With World Com, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1000.00

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling Fund, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

**Bill Pritchard** · #2 02-01-2007, 05:22 PM

I'm very heavily invested in that plan

**HEMIBEE** · #3 02-01-2007, 09:12 PM

I will throw that by the wife.

Canucklehead · #4 02-01-2007, 11:46 PM

How many beercans would it take to make a set of coddington wheels?

Denis · #5 02-02-2007, 01:28 AM

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...Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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Brilliant!

**WILMASBOYL78** · #6 02-02-2007, 01:35 AM

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How many beercans would it take to make a set of coddington wheels?

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Not sure how many, but it will be more if you drink lite beer!!

wilma

**mockingbird812** · #7 02-02-2007, 03:28 AM

"Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. "

I believe this strategy was developed by a Senator Blutarsky circa 1977...

x Baldwin Motion · #8 02-02-2007, 03:41 AM

[ QUOTE ]
"Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. "

I believe this strategy was developed by a Senator Blutarsky circa 1977...

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**Rixls6** · #9 02-02-2007, 01:43 PM

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"Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. "

I believe this strategy was developed by a Senator Blutarsky circa 1977...

It didn't work very well for Blutarsky apparently.

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**Bill Pritchard** · #10 02-02-2007, 05:47 PM

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It didn't work very well for Blutarsky apparently.

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Only because he got involved in a risky *alternative* investment strategy

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