Has anyone tried this new investment strategy?
 

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Subject: Investments



I'm no financial wizard, but this is elementary!


If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With World Com, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

With Lucent, you would have $3.50 left of the original $1000.00

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling Fund, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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I'm very heavily invested in that plan https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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I will throw that by the wife.

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How many beercans would it take to make a set of coddington wheels?

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...Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan

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Brilliant!

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How many beercans would it take to make a set of coddington wheels?

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Not sure how many, but it will be more if you drink lite beer!!

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"Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. "

I believe this strategy was developed by a Senator Blutarsky circa 1977...

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"Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. "

I believe this strategy was developed by a Senator Blutarsky circa 1977...

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hey guys, it's fiberglass!!

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"Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. "

I believe this strategy was developed by a Senator Blutarsky circa 1977...

It didn't work very well for Blutarsky apparently. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/no.gif

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It didn't work very well for Blutarsky apparently.

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Only because he got involved in a risky *alternative* investment strategy https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/crazy.gif