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Old 12-01-2009, 10:20 PM
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Default Old Golf joke updated

Florida Highway patrol arrive to see a crashed Escalade, a famous golfer lying beside it and a Five Iron on the ground.
They proceed to gather info and ask the other person on the scene:
Q:Mrs Woods,is that your husband lying there?
A:Yes thats him.

Qid you rescue him from the vehicle?
A: Yes i did.

Q: how did you get him out of the vehicle?
A: I broke the back window.

Q: Did you use that golf club?
A; Yes I did

Q; how many times did you hit the window?
A: I am not sure, maybe 4,could have been six times..... put me down for a five.
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