"the Secret to Long Life"?

[Motion Camaro]

<font color="blue">A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,



"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"



"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.



"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."



"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"



"34," she replied.

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