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Motion Camaro 04-04-2009 06:33 AM

"the Secret to Long Life"?
 
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<font color="blue">A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,



"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"



"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.



"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."



"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"



"34," she replied.

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x Baldwin Motion 04-04-2009 06:56 AM

Re: "the Secret to Long Life"?
 
https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif damn Mike, where do you get this stuff!!?

BJCHEV396 04-04-2009 07:09 AM

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LOL!!!! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...iggthumpup.gif

BTL 04-04-2009 04:42 PM

Re: "the Secret to Long Life"?
 
Looks like Keith Richards?

BJCHEV396 04-05-2009 03:46 AM

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No she looks youger than Keith.

BJCHEV396 04-05-2009 03:48 AM

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I mean younger not youger.I knew that 4 years at college would do me good.


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