You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

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Originally Posted by Lee Stewart

One slick in the back seat, the other in the trunk! That's the way we rolled!

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Originally Posted by Lee Stewart

Worried about UFOs? If you don’t want to leave Earth without some security, pick up a policy from the UFO Abduction Insurance Co. The company accepts all pre-existing conditions, and you can’t be turned down. This unique insurance company also offers $10 million in coverage in the event that aliens abduct you.

Might want to read this first before you shell out the money for a policy.

"Already Passed by Congress On October 5, 1982, Dr. Brain T. Clifford of the Pentagon announced at a press conference ("The Star", New York, Oct. 5, 1982) that contact between U.S. citizens and extra-terrestrials or their vehicles is strictly illegal. According to a law already on the books (Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, adopted on July 16, 1969, before the Apollo moon shots), anyone guilty of such contact automatically becomes a wanted criminal to be jailed for one year and fined $5,000."

[Lee Stewart]

Florida company offering 'alien abduction insurance' has sold nearly 6,000 policies

Looking for a big insurance payout? Try getting abducted by aliens.

At least that's what one Florida company is telling its customers. The St. Lawrence Agency, also known as the "UFO Abduction Insurance Company," offers a very specific type of policy: For just $19.95, you can protect yourself against extraterrestrial encounters.

The insurance plan, which includes $10 million in coverage, was invented by Mike St. Lawrence, who describes himself as being in the "humor business," according to Florida's WFLA News.

Policyholders should read the fine print before they buy, though. In the event of an abduction, the plan's $10 million coverage pays out at a rate of $1 per year for 10 million years.

[Lee Stewart]

an official U.S. Air Force '68 El Camino SS 396 used as a chase car for the U-2 aircraft to spot for them on takeoffs and landings. At Davis-Monthan AFB, Tucson in 1969 they were 350hp/396's with a 3:08 rear.

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Some fruits and vegetables, such as cherries, blueberries, grapes, and purple sweet potatoes, contain anthocyanins, a flavonoid which provides their rich color. Traditional watermelons get their pinkish to red hues from lycopene, the same powerful antioxidant that makes tomatoes red. Obviously, watermelon varieties that do not contain lycopene will often have a yellow flesh.

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Originally Posted by Lee Stewart

I remember that dealership, when I was a kid it was right down the street from Sears where I got my first BMX bike, I also remember the Ford dealership right across the street from it that had several Starsky&Hutch Torinos out front.

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