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A TV weatherman was a notorious speeder. On a recent occasion he was stopped for excessive speed and ordered to appear in court.
The judge advised him that this would be the last time he would get away with just a ticket and if there was a further incident he would serve jail time.
The weatherman protested with this news and the judge said;
Let me put it in words you will comprehend,
“Fine today, cooler tomorrow”.
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I Think You're The Father of One of My Kids...'
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.
She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
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