Anna Nicole Smith dies - Page 3

427TJ · #21 02-10-2007, 03:24 AM

Okay, before this gets out of hand, I was joking when I said "scumbag lawyer" was redundant. I sincerely apologize to any lawyers whom I may have offended.

Back to the late Anna Nicole.

**427king** · #22 02-10-2007, 03:33 AM

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.

**427king** · #23 02-10-2007, 03:41 AM

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!" he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh my god", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex!"

427TJ · #24 02-10-2007, 04:31 AM

No respect!

**kwhizz** · #25 02-10-2007, 04:56 AM

Okay, before this gets out of hand, I was joking when I said "scumbag lawyer" was redundant. I sincerely apologize to any lawyers whom I may "NOT" have offended. .....LOL

**WILMASBOYL78** · #26 02-10-2007, 05:33 AM

Karen's law partner says there are only three rules you need to live by to be a successful lawyer:

1...get your money up front.

2...if your client calls and tells you they are in jail...go home for dinner.

3...get your money up front.

words to live by

wilma

**KnoxvillePig** · #27 02-10-2007, 07:30 AM

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The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.

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**427king** · #28 02-10-2007, 08:07 AM

The two partners from a small law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them looked alarmed.

He announced, "I have to go back to the office right away! I forgot to lock the safe!"

"What are you worried about?" asked the other. "We're both here."

**YENKO DEUCE REGISTRY** · #29 02-12-2007, 05:49 PM

What's the difference between a snake and a lawyer found dead on the road?

The snake had skid marks in front of it!

Turbo Regal · #30 02-12-2007, 06:16 PM

Do you know what you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

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