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09-14-2016, 12:58 AM
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Re: Joke
[img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/haha.gif[/img]
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09-14-2016, 01:32 PM
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Re: Joke
Ron Chester, 89 years of age, was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" Ron replied, "That would be my wife.
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09-14-2016, 02:01 PM
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Both good ones ... [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/haha.gif[/img] [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/haha.gif[/img] [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/haha.gif[/img]
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11-01-2016, 01:24 AM
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Re: joke..the lucky frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears: " Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong. He puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits his ball 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! A Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog; "OK where to next?" The frog replies; "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las Vegas and the guy says; "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies; "Ribbit KissMe." The man figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God-- or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
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11-01-2016, 01:55 AM
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Re: joke..the lucky frog
HA! Good one!
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11-01-2016, 02:53 AM
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Re: joke..the lucky frog
HeHe -- excellent!!
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11-06-2016, 01:06 PM
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Re: joke..the lucky frog
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11-06-2016, 01:35 PM
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Re: joke..the lucky frog
Good thing no one passed any gas ...
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11-06-2016, 01:42 PM
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Re: joke..the lucky frog
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