joke

[Charley Lillard]

A successful rancher died and left everything to his
devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman
and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very
little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad
in the newspaper for a ranch hand...
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
other a drunk.
She thought long and hard
about it, and when no one else applied she decided
to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to
have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching..

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the
ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town and kick up your heels." The
hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and
he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around
two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her..

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly..
"Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently
and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with
trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped
it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and
said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again,
you're fired."

[Xplantdad]

LOL!

[mssl72]

Good one!! Had me wondering where it was going!

[earntaz]

HeHeHe -- good one!

[earntaz]

Politics at work ...

So I told my son "I want you to marry a girl of my choice!"
He said "NO!"
I told him its Bill Gates daughter!!!!
He said "OKAY!"
Got in contact with Bill Gates & told him "I want your daughter to marry my son!"
He said "NO!"
Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank!
He said "OKAY!"
Went to the President of the World Bank & told him to make my son CEO of the Bank!
He said "NO!"
Told him my son was Bill Gates Son in Law!
He said "OKAY!"

*That's Exactly how Politics works....*

[Charley Lillard]

LOL...Smart guy

[Charley Lillard]

[m22mike]

Coffee & Testicles

A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

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[mssl72]

Nice one Mike!!

And nice Cornholio post Charlie!!

[earntaz]

As a prior USAF and retired DoD employee -- I have seen this many times ... LOL TAZ [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/flag.gif[/img]