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03-14-2021, 06:15 AM
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The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.
Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them." Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally." Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one." Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"
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03-18-2021, 02:28 AM
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It's only Orig once I spend a lot of money on Wine, Women and Cars, I waste all the rest. 1978 Y88 1995 Q45
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03-21-2021, 03:30 PM
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From a Texas restaurant.........
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03-23-2021, 03:47 PM
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My top 3 assumptions when doorbell rings:
1. Murderer. 2. Police telling me everyone is dead. 3. That book I ordered about positive thinking.
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03-26-2021, 10:23 PM
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03-27-2021, 06:36 PM
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03-27-2021, 10:32 PM
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I learned how to fix that years ago. Just cut it in the middle and weld a 1" extension in between....you'll be fine.... 
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Mitch 1970 Chevelle SS 1966 Chevelle SS 1967 Camaro ss/rs 1938 Business coupe, street rod 2000 FXSTS, original owner, 13k miles
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