Two quick blonde jokes

[427TJ]

From my blonde older sister.

Joke 1
Q: How is a blonde like a 747???
A: They both have black boxes.

Joke 2
Q: How is a blonde different than a 747???
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

[Nova Jed]

GOOD ONE!

[wheelhop]

What's the difference between a dumb blonde and a washing machine?

You can dump a few loads in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

[VintageMusclecar]

Nevermind, I ain't gonna go there lol.

[x Baldwin Motion]

I would normally send all those blond jokes to my twin blond daughters, but I'll pass on those

[sixbrl440]

Here's one you can pass along:

What do you call an intelligent blonde?









...Golden Retriever!

[SS427]

What do you call a dumb blonde with two brain cells............?

Pregnant.

[x Baldwin Motion]

Perfect for one of my daughters !! I should be a G-Pop in May!

[rafbody]

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, Double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the Contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had
been installed a whole year ago and I had never paid for them yet. Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year ... namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

"Helllooooo"? (I told him). "It's been a year"!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate a blonde anymore

[HEMIBEE]

you know why blonde girls prefer converts?????????




extra leg room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!