joke

[Charley Lillard]

[Mr70]

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[Charley Lillard]

[Burd]

Be careful for Super Bowl , watch those Coronas

[Mr70]

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[Lee Stewart]

An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile. This year's submissions:

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

[Burd]

Lmao

[Lee Stewart]

[bbbentley]

Originally Posted by Lee Stewart

I always go along with them and let them have their spiel. When they ask for my car’s information, I act like I have to retrieve the info off the title. “I own a Ford.” , I start out. “Let me see, um, it’s a Fordor”, I’ll say. “Model says A”, I go on. “Can’t seem to find the year, hmmm...., oh, here it is, Ford, Model A 1930”....click, and the phone goes dead!

[Lee Stewart]