joke - Page 117

parkbrau · #**1161** 10-01-2021, 06:31 AM

Smart kid.

**John Brown** · #**1162** 10-01-2021, 12:16 PM

Get ready for it.....

**Lynn** · #**1163** 10-01-2021, 04:27 PM

"I'll be Bach."

**John Brown** · #**1164** 10-01-2021, 08:43 PM

**John Brown** · #**1165** 10-10-2021, 12:52 AM

**John Brown** · #**1166** 10-12-2021, 02:16 AM

Lee Stewart · #**1167** 10-12-2021, 02:48 AM

parkbrau · #**1168** 10-17-2021, 07:12 AM

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

**Lynn** · #**1169** 10-17-2021, 02:21 PM

Two buddies are out golfing at a rural course right next to a farm. On the third tee, one of them hits a horrible drive, slicing it clear over into a field where a farmer is plowing. The ball strikes the farmer in the head, knocking him from his tractor which just keeps moving along in the field. The golfers go over to inspect the damage only to find the farmer has passed on.
OMG, says the one guy, what are you going to do? The fellow who hit the errant shot looks down at his hands cupped together in a simulated air grip, and says: “I think I need to move my right thumb a little bit to the right.”

**Mr70** · #**1170** 10-17-2021, 04:08 PM

Todays' The Day.

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