Joke

[rare1]

"Thats great"

[x Baldwin Motion]

a perennial classic

[SSJunkie68-69]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.



As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water ea ch day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteriaã found in feces.


In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health


Therefore, it's b etter to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water, and be full of shiit.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.

[Dog427435]

[b]
No matter how young you feel,
this one still hurts.











Eddie Haskell, The Beaver, and Wally
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[njsteve]

Wow I never realized before how much The Beaver looks like SpongeBob SquarePants!

[427TJ]

Back in the early '80s I had a t-shirt that had a photo of young Beaver Cleaver with the words "I (heart) Beaver!" Everybody loved that one, even girls.

[Born30YrsLate]

...I guess you haven't seen the t-shirt with the picture of June Cleaver with her saying "Ward, take it easy of the Beaver tonight."...and I'll leave it at that...

[Dog427435]

[b] This is great!!


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