The Drunk (joke)

[GRB]

Long before poker became the sensation it is today Redd Foxx sat down at our $2 table at Balys. This had to be about 10 or so years ago and I'm quiet sure before he died!
You couldn't make this man blush. I was shocked too to see he didn't have two nickles to rub together. One of the floor guys had to run find his wife just to get him enough money to play poker! Not a happy man!

I hit four of a kind against him when he had a boat and swear I thought the poor old guy was going to have a heart attack.

[x Baldwin Motion]

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..... and swear I thought the poor old guy was going to have a heart attack.

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" 'Lizbeth, I'm coming... it's the big one !!"

[Lynn]

Fellow bellies up to the bar. Sets his attache case on the bar, opens it up, takes out a little miniature piano, then, to everyone’s surprise takes out a little one foot tall fellow who starts playing the piano.

Guy next to him is astonished and asks, “where did you get that?"

“Genie out in the alley said I could have one wish, and next thing I knew here is this little guy and his piano.”

“One wish? Aren’t you supposed to get three?”

“Hey, I don’t make the rules, just followed directions.”

Other guy runs out into the alley. Sure enough there is a real live Genie. Asks for a million bucks. Next thing you know there are literally a million DUCKS flying overhead. Duck crap everywhere. Runs back into the bar and sits next to the first guy, who asks, “Well, did you get a wish?”

“Sure enough, but I think that Genie is a little hard of hearing.”

“Tell me about it. Do you really think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?”

[Xplantdad]

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“Tell me about it. Do you really think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?”


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LOL...good one!