Seattle fire pit...

[427TJ]

I'd git fired an'stuff.

Come out and stand on the PHX runway and I'll take off right over your head. I'll tell the tower that some nut is on the runway and we just missed him.

Actually, that happened at Phoenix back over 10 years ago. An MD-80 was taking-off at night and some wack-job ran out and stood right in line with the MD-80 as it approached at 100+ knots. The captain tried to abort the takeoff but they hit the guy and killed him. He was splattered all over the nose gear strut. Yep, that flight cancelled.

[Xplantdad]

Suicide by plane...yuck!

I'd hate to be the guy that had to clean up that plane...