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Does Oklahoma have a tree yet, or do they still have to staple leaves to telephone poles?
Know why TX hasnt fallen away from the continent yet? Because Oklahoma sucks. Sorry, couldnt resist ![]() dave
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Don't apologize. I started it. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself, right? Actually, the reason it is so windy in OK is because Kansas blows and Texas sucks.
I have always said the only reason anyone came to Oklahoma is because they gave it away (after stealing it) and the only reason anyone stayed is because they struck oil. Lynn |
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Well, since this has turned into an Okey/Texas thing, I have to share one....
I was driving a '64 Impala wagon I bought for my wife back from Studio City, CA, and stopped in a restaurant in northern Texas for breakfast. Inside one of the bathroom stalls someone had written, "Here I sit, buns a flexin' Givin' birth to another Texan".................. I laughed so hard, I gave myself stomach cramps........ |
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