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11-11-2005, 01:11 AM
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Re: Illinois Law
Any of these laws still on the books? . Didn't Abe Lincoln come from Illinois....perhaps he's behind a bunch of this foolishiness? . Honest Abe!
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11-11-2005, 03:01 AM
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Re: Illinois Law
We run a tight ship here...stay where you are. I don't want to see some bastard fishing off a giraffe around my house pal.
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11-11-2005, 03:24 AM
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Re: Illinois Law
I can relate to this one..."Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire"...
Back in my younger days a buddy of mine and I went into a Hardee's for supper and they just happened to be having a big grease fire as we were in there...well, we didn't want to leave until we got our food...so to get us out they filled two bags full of french fries and whatever other burgers they had on that warming shelf thingy...so we kindly left the building but sat on the curb in the parking lot and ate our "complementary" food while watching the fire men do their thing...Simply Minds Simple Pleasures in a small Wisconsin town...
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11-11-2005, 03:38 AM
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Re: Illinois Law
I wonder if that law refer's to -- two legged dogs or 4 legged.
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11-11-2005, 04:30 AM
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Re: Illinois Law
I guess its not against the law to pee in a girls mouth as long as you dont have a mustach, she lives in the next town over, and you arent sitting on your giraffe with your line in the water at the time of the initial peeing
 
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11-11-2005, 04:40 AM
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Re: Illinois Law
Here are all the laws from all states, pretty funny..
http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/flam...tlesslaws.html
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11-11-2005, 06:15 AM
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Re: Illinois Law
"A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman."...but it must be OK for a woman with a moustache kiss a man???
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11-11-2005, 05:09 PM
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Re: Illinois Law
[ QUOTE ]
We run a tight ship here...stay where you are. I don't want to see some bastard fishing off a giraffe around my house pal. [/ QUOTE ]  Ken 
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