69 b/motion vette @ barrett jackson

[427TJ]

[/ QUOTE ]Yes.. it was Richard Simmons who bought the car.. He's hoping it'll give him a boost of masculinity....

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"OKAY PEEEOPLE! LET'S START THE CORVETTE!!!"

(Vroom, VROOOOM!)

"OKAY, LET'S REV THE ENGINE AND DROP THE CLUTCH AND SEE WHAT HE'LL DO!!!"

(Mr. Simmons refers to all of his cars as "He.")

(VROOOOM, VROOOOOOOM . . . SCREEEEEEECH!)

"OH DEAR HEEEEELLLLLLLP---HAAAAAAAAAALLLLLP!!!!"

(Sound of rapidly-accelerating and very manly 427 Corvette fades until all is quiet. Richard Simmons' obituary appears in newspaper the next day.)